Husband shop
Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Booragoon, where
women
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out
in five
floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD
to
choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't
go back
down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find
some
husbands...
First floor. The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than
not
having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up
they went.
Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids,
and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies. But, I
wonder
what's further up?
Third floor. This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs,
are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
Wow! said
the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up they
went.
Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high
paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and
have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! What
must
be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
exists
only to prove that women are impossible to please!"
© Rachel
amyy- u asked wut it means when simon said ur the black horse in
this competition... it means that nobody is expecting him to win
but he has a good chance to.